Total Medals Earned: 529 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,975 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/13 (45/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/19 (75/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (180/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 7/18 (105/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths